HumorPaul McAleer

Free Store Names

HumorPaul McAleer

For years on Twitter, I compiled a list of “free” store names. It started as a pun here or there, and soon it snowballed into just shy of 90 names that would make up one amazing strip mall. Now, here they are for your enjoyment.

  • Appetizer Restaurant: Hors D’oeuvres of Service

  • Bag Shop: Totes Toes

  • Bait Shop: Keep It Reel

  • Bakery: Gluten Tag

  • Bakery: Mixed Baguette

  • Bakery: Seven Seas of Rye

  • Bakery: Yeast Mode

  • Beverage Shop: Bevy of Bevvies

  • Beverage Shop: Take Me to Your Liter

  • Bookstore: Too Many Books

  • Breakfast Place: Creped Crusader

  • Breakfast Place: Quiche to the Castle

  • Breakfast Place: Scope Crepe

  • Brewery/Theater: Six Saisons and a Movie

  • Butcher: Meatup

  • Carpet Store: Carpet Diem

  • Cheese Shop: A Whey with Curds

  • Cheese Shop: Gouda News

  • Cheese Shop: Out of the Whey

  • Cookie Shop: cookies.txt

  • Dairy: Milkwaukee

  • Dentist: Smiles Davis

  • Dentist: Source of Tooth

  • Dessert Shoppe: FLAN Party

  • Dry Cleaner: Oh, The Ironing!

  • Dry Cleaner: The Ironing of It All

  • Dumpling Restaurant in Manchester: How Soon is Bao

  • Dumpling Restaurant: Take a Bao

  • Editing Service: Come Correct

  • Falafel Restaurant: Pita Pan

  • Fast Fashion Store: Haute Takes

  • Fish Restaurant: Trouts ‘n’ Stouts

  • Fishing Shop: The Fly Has Been Cast

  • Front Door Shop: Wee, The Peephole

  • Fry Shop: Small Potatoes

  • Furniture Shop: Couchella

  • Garden Shop: For Peat’s Sake

  • Golf Shop: Divet to Video

  • HVAC Repair Service: Heaters Gonna Heat

  • Hair Salon: Funny or Dye

  • Hardware Store: Awl Star

  • Hardware Store: Awl or Nothing

  • Hardware Store: Awesome Saws

  • Health Food Store: You’ve Got Kale

  • Hipster Grocery Store: A Little Bit Larder, A Little Bit Wurst

  • Honey Shop: Beestro

  • Housewares Shop: Pitcher This

  • Hungarian Produce Shop: Honeydew Liszt

  • Ice Cream Shoppe: Legend Dairy

  • Ice Cream Shoppe: Do Me a Flavor

  • Ice Cream Shoppe: Every Day is Like Sundae

  • Jelly Shop: Totes Jelly

  • Klingon Bakery on the Promenade: Barge of the Bread

  • Klingon Cobbler: Kahless Shoe Source

  • Klingon Salon: Today is a Good Day to Dye

  • Knitting Shop: Moving the Needle

  • Mediterranean Restaurant: Hummus a Tune

  • Optometrist: See Sharp

  • Organization Store: Shelfies

  • Pasta Shop: Copy and Pasta

  • Pasta Shop: Rigatoni! Tony! Toné!

  • Pasta Shop: Pastabilities

  • Pet Shop: Fursquare

  • Pie Shop in Tempe: Teampie

  • Pillow and Jacket Shop: Let’s Feathers

  • Preserves Shoppe: This is My Jam

  • Pretzel Shoppe: Hot or Knot

  • Quilt Shop: Calling it Quilts

  • Restaurant Specializing in Buffalo: Bisontennial

  • Restaurant: Let’s Make a Dal

  • Restaurant: Poutine and the Blowfish

  • Sausage Shop: The Wurst of Times

  • Sci-Fi Themed Restaurant: Smorgasborg

  • Seafood Restaurant: Baggage Clam

  • Shoe Store: Heel Yeah!

  • Shoe Store: You’re Only as Good as Your Last

  • Soccer Store: Cleat Beat Manifesto

  • Spice Shop: Chives Had the Thyme of My Life

  • Spice Shop: Nouns and Herbs

  • Spice Shop: Out of Thyme

  • Spice Shop: Thyme is On My Side

  • Stationery Shop: Ink About It

  • Tailor: Turn the Pleat Around

  • Tank Top Shop: No Sleeve ‘Til Brooklyn

  • Tea Shoppe: Quantum Steep

  • Tea Shoppe: The Company You Steep

  • Window Shop: King of Pane